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Being on the Payroll

Being a certified dame, a solid 8 or 9. This is not to be confused with being Dame Dash or the CEO, this ranking requires a 10
That chick is a dame, yea she is def on the payroll. She is no CEO tho.

being on the payroll is the dream of all girls
by JC128 December 2, 2010
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Harvard on the pike

nickname for Montgomery College in Rockville, Maryland. known as a college for the people that can't get into any other college in the fuckin nation.
SHIT I didnt get into Yale. Guess i'll have to settle with Harvard on the pike.
by asdfsdf3rwsg13rhte October 22, 2008
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Ducks on the Pond

A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on SECOND and third base respectively.

NOTE: I am the author of the prior definition, which had one glaring error that needed fixing (i.e. a runner at second in lieu of first).

I felt the need to remedy my error. That is all. Godspeed, and may ducks inhabit your ponds....wherever they may be.
Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!

Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!

2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.

(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!
by BORN2FISHMQ2 April 13, 2013
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twice on the pipe

A rejection of a romantic advance; derived from the song "Knock Three Times" by Tony Orlando and Dawn.
"Johnny asked Amanda out last night"
"How'd it go?"
"Twice on the pipe"
by NA + mum October 16, 2007
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Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
by luser November 21, 2002
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Hounddog on a Porkchop

A phrase used to express anger, shock, or confusion.
"What the Hounddog on a Porkchop are you doing?"
by Wordsyo March 29, 2015
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shit on my pidgeons

When someone's argument completely outshines your own.
That guy at the meeting, his idea was much better than mine. He really 'shit on my pidgeons' that time.
by MutoKei June 15, 2017
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