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Nut theft auto

The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.
I will be right back gang! im going to nut theft auto
by smarttard December 22, 2023
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auto-train

An American train service from the 1970s where passengers could take their cars with them in special rail cars that were connected to the passenger coaches all the way to Florida from outside Washington D.C., and for a brief time Kentucky. After going bankrupt in 1981, Amtrak took over the operation 2 years later and rebranded it as "Auto Train", which still runs today.
Dad: The family's going to Disney World!

Mom: Ugh, I'm not looking forward to sitting in a car for 3 days.

Dad: We're not taking the car, we're going to ride the auto-train all the way there!

Son: What's the auto-train?

Dad: Well, it basically means we get to relax in luxury aboard a special train, and we don't have to drive! They even have on-board movies, dining and beds!

Mom: I'm on board for that!
by takeyourcarwithyou March 9, 2021
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Auto correct

by Nyan sans February 28, 2017
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Auto-Erect

When you see something which instantly makes you horny.
When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.
by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020
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grand theft auto five

Grand theft auto is game that will make you evil you kill people with car and gun with michal and trebber
Girl: wanna smash
Person: *kills her with car*

Friend: wanna smoke crack
You: no I’m playing grand theft auto five

In grand theft auto five you kill people it is made by Donald trump
by Rolbloxoof February 10, 2018
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Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".
Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!
by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020
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