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nerd-bateing

To arguee about a nerdy or geeky topic or subject.
Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.
by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008
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Nerd Goon Squad

A group or brotherhood of Nerds that protects each other from others trying to abuse their fellow nerd. They tend to join groups, teams, tournaments, and/or clubs together as a Goon Squad to "monopolize" or run a group or organization. Unlike the other less organized Goon Squad,They use each others skills or talents to benefit all the Nerds in the Goon Squad.
I hate it when the Nerd Goon Squad comes to the Video Game tournaments and Fucks shit up by kicking all those punk's asses.
by Bobafett1 June 28, 2010
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nerd

The people you make fun of in high school that you end up working for.
Billy: Look at that nerd! Wanna go make fun of him?
Bob: No thanks, he'll remember me and I'll end up working for him someday.
by skinnybananachick5 March 16, 2011
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nerd-tard

1) One who is technically adept but otherwise quite stupid.

2) One who fancies himself a nerd but is actually technically inept.
The nerd-tard thinks a group of cellphones can pop popcorn.
by ad-92129 September 3, 2011
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nerd crease

The nerd crease happens when a red line on your stomach appears from slouching over a computer desk. This can happen from hours of playing such games as: Minecraft, World Of Warcraft, Runescape, league of legends and various other games.
Oliver: Hey check out my stomach its got a redline on it!
Andy: Woah that looks like a bad case of nerd crease you should stop slouching over your desk Oliver!
by justsomeone123 February 2, 2013
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Nerdchant

A Big Time Nerd That Loves To Share Nerd Knowledge To Others
Yo Phil, That Guy Is Such A Nerdchant Too Bad No Body Cares To Listen
by Nerdchant February 12, 2015
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infinite nerd recursion

The situation wherein a small group of nerds will tend to jump from tangent to tangent because each point gives other people new things they want to talk about.
"Okay, so my wizard will cast color spray on the three guards."

"Man, wizards are so overpowered"

"Wait till I get epic level and can teleport you into orbit of the planet. You can't get down unless you have some ability to fly"

"Wouldn't you just explode from the pressure"

"Actually, as long as you breath out, you can stay alive and conscious for a minute or so. And the people at spaceX have training for when this might happen"

"Man, I'm amazed that a privately funded space organization has gotten so far"

"It's what happens when you get a bunch of nerds together"

"And a lot of money"

"You don't need the money, one of my professors built a submarine with his friends"

"It must have been a pain in the ass to organize"

"Yeah, it's like herding cats, where one of them can weld really well!"

... this infinite nerd recursion can continue indefinitely ...
by Lab_Monkey December 14, 2010
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