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goof mo

"Goof mo" is a name that Egyptian homosexuals named "Mohammed" inherit once they begin developing traits of; homosexuality, self-pity, desperation, daddy issues, delusion, feminity, jealousy, inferiority and overall, being a little fking goof. "Goof Mo's" are naturally pathetic creatures that leach on to the assholes of any men that can make them feel protected, comfortable and supported; On their own, they're abysmally pitiful.
"Goof mo the type of guy to say holy moly while his baba pleasures him"

"Goof mo never refuses his husband Adam when he asks for head"
Goof mo says "OH FK OH FK OH SHIT OH SHIT" when his owner Aiden walks close to him.
by Mo's Baba 69 December 17, 2022
mugGet the goof momug.

Piss-Mo

Don't get the water in your mouth at Piss-Mo
by mawdicker November 10, 2009
mugGet the Piss-Momug.

mo-mag

hoMOsexual MAGnet. A (usually straight) woman who attracts homosexual friends.
Cindy is always going out dancing with her gay friends.
Yes, she's quite the mo-mag.
by rollingwriter January 18, 2017
mugGet the mo-magmug.

Mo ucker

short for mother fucker, used generally in place of mother fucker when cursing is not appropriate.
YO! That 'MO UCKER' just stole my shoe laces!

or

Sup 'Mo ucker' wanna go steal some snazzy shoe strings :p
by Mo_shizzle November 13, 2011
mugGet the Mo uckermug.

king mo

Athletic, mostly hates doing work but when with her friends becomes a totally different girl. She is normally really fast and trusts almost everyone which is great at most times but then at other times not so great. She takes the lead and becomes your leader and when you dis obey she puts a devastating punishment upon you.
Dude she's takes the lead in everything!

I know, she's such a king mo!!
by Smaller Smalls July 2, 2016
mugGet the king momug.

Mo session

by Hdjshssisvsshss September 17, 2018
mugGet the Mo sessionmug.

Mo-faux

Someone who fakes being an asshole just to be friends with the "popular" kids. Not necessarily the meanest, but definitely the most annoying.
A: Yo, what happened to John? He started being a complete dickhead yesterday

B: He's just being a Mo-faux to impress the new kid. He'll get over it.
by AntimatterKING October 16, 2009
mugGet the Mo-fauxmug.

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