mirijuana 

A beautiful loving person

She is a Mirijuana

mirijuana by MimicOnUR November 23, 2021

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay 

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay by The Real IX April 20, 2010

The Marijuans

What older people call marijuana in error.

"Say Herbert, can you smell the marijuans?"

The Marijuans by barbiehorror August 5, 2016