sloot machine

originated in the early 1920's, the sloot machine was derived from the word "sloot," an adjective used to describe a girl with promiscuous tendencies. Sloot machines love to get paid, laid, and fucked - but don't bother calling back, or they'll eat you up alive! Some of their hobbies include feeding the poor, hitting the stacks, and suckin' mad dick. They oftentimes demonstrate poor judgement and in many instances lack a proper sense of self-worth.

Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.
Hey Jon, did you see that sloot machine down the river? what a train wreck!
by ezraJ May 14, 2014
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Capping Machine

A machine used in manufacturing soda bottles that is used to cap, or "hat," each unit.
In other countries, the Capping Machine is called a "Hatting Machine." It is not to be confused with either the Rinsing Machine or Filling Machine.
by FSRueful August 20, 2021
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farting machine

last night the farting machine couldnt stop
by cherrieblossomzebra June 10, 2021
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sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.
''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''
by KERMYT January 23, 2016
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thirst machine

A fool who can’t get enough attention. Often opens up messages immediately after receipt.
This fool Felix is such a thirst machine.
by Carlitos Jamón March 26, 2018
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machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.
Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew
by probablyhomosapien September 19, 2018
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cloud machine

An ecig, the words a cloud machine describe an ecig by the clouds that come from the machine
"Yo pass us my cloud machine"

"Don't you mean ecig?"
"Same thing bro"
by Cloudman123 October 09, 2017
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