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lettuce

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey
"man i just lettuce"
by Snuugle July 3, 2022
mugGet the lettucemug.

Stirring the lettuce

When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish
He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night
by Dabberzzz January 27, 2022
mugGet the Stirring the lettucemug.

Earth lettuce

My mom and dad think me and my big brother did earth lettuce yesterday
by Xamantha May 17, 2018
mugGet the Earth lettucemug.

Baby Chokin on a Lettuce

A 30 second song by song artist/youtuber Mole Nugget.
Mole Nugget wrote Baby Chokin on a Lettuce.
by MurrayBall January 19, 2020
mugGet the Baby Chokin on a Lettucemug.

Turkey Lettuce

noun-

stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense.
verb-
talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.
“I heard he’s got 5 baby mamas”
“Girlll shut up that’s some turkey lettuce there ain’t no way
by Tacobell1963 March 24, 2025
mugGet the Turkey Lettucemug.

Get Lettuced

Man shoved his thumbs inside a woman and rips the cheeks apart
Corey walked into the woman’s house and then maliciously lettuced her dog then blurts out get lettuced
by Ye corey March 19, 2022
mugGet the Get Lettucedmug.

Lettuce

The barometer of a political lifespan, particularly as UK Prime Minister
Liz Truss had seven days in control. That is the shelf-life of a lettuce.
by Snarky October 14, 2022
mugGet the Lettucemug.

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