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trunk lettuce

Man, dud you see all the bags of trunk lettuce the cops pulled from that car.
by Dshotgun August 14, 2023
mugGet the trunk lettucemug.

Lettuce

A fucking sick hair style that involves flow of hair in the rear area of the head typically niped by puck players
Bud ur lettuce is sick shit
by Lettucebuet1 August 2, 2016
mugGet the Lettucemug.

Butter Lettuced

When a person ejaculates in between another’s buttocks and adds butter to taste
Sam butter lettuced his wife in a port-a-potty by the creek last night.
by Gut_pirate69 November 26, 2021
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Lettuce

A nickname for somebody who is good at a subject but doesn't think they are
The lettuce student kept on practicing even while he had the topic to perfection.
by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022
mugGet the Lettucemug.

Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
mugGet the Moving Bags of Lettucemug.

Stirring the lettuce

When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish
He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night
by Dabberzzz January 27, 2022
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lettuce sauce

Person 1: Honey, pass me the lettuce sauce.
Person 2: Um, what?
Person 1: sighs Fine, have it your way. Honey, can you pass the "salad dressing" please?
by TheLooseMoose August 17, 2016
mugGet the lettuce saucemug.

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