Lemon grabbing

Someone who creeps on others or is considered a total spas
1 "what?! We lost the game?!??? Ahhhhh!!!"

"Quit lemon grabbing!!!"
2 *someone creeping on facebook*

"Your such a lemon grab!"
by Lmgangie December 05, 2012
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Lemon Teasing

using the juice of a lemon to stimulate wounds on the vaginal/clitoral regions, caused by violent sex
Lemon Teasing - Halve a lemon, juice it and set aside. Perform brutal sex on your female partner until the pussy has been grated to show wounds. While wounds are fresh, pour the lemon juice over the gaping wounds. If vagina starts to fizz, stand back!
by Fruit Master Flexmatic November 30, 2008
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puckered lemon

another term for what a persons anus looks like.
"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"
by billy trinkets June 06, 2004
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lemon squeeze

(n) The act of placing one's hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) Doing the action.
I gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.
by lemons January 07, 2006
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Flaming Lemon

Shortly before intercourse a man will use his penis as a lemon juicer causing an intense burning sensation
Jim and Mary had a flaming lemon last night
by Plehh April 10, 2017
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Lemon god

This kid who flaunts expensive shit in your face to show he’s higher than you

Has a large following for cairns 😂
People clout chase him but he clout chases people 🤔
Did you see that gay lemon god guy at the party

Name someone with more clout than lemon god
by Joshua keye August 27, 2018
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lemon herring

A lemon herring is a girl you believe to be a lesbian due to weight or shortness of hair. They turn out to be either straight or with no sexual interest at all.

Other excellent indicators are sporting endeavours and lack of interest in consensual sex with yourself. They lack conversation with the opposite sex and often like KD Lang, Texas and vegetarian dishes
Jesus! That girl is hot. Even with short hair! But when I asked if she'd ride my pork sword she declined said offer! Must be a lemon herring.
by stigshanks November 04, 2013
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