Lemon Teasing

using the juice of a lemon to stimulate wounds on the vaginal/clitoral regions, caused by violent sex

Lemon Teasing - Halve a lemon, juice it and set aside. Perform brutal sex on your female partner until the pussy has been grated to show wounds. While wounds are fresh, pour the lemon juice over the gaping wounds. If vagina starts to fizz, stand back!

by Fruit Master Flexmatic November 30, 2008

puckered lemon

another term for what a persons anus looks like.

"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"

by billy trinkets June 06, 2004

Lemon grabbing

Someone who creeps on others or is considered a total spas

1 "what?! We lost the game?!??? Ahhhhh!!!"

"Quit lemon grabbing!!!"
2 *someone creeping on facebook*

"Your such a lemon grab!"

by Lmgangie December 05, 2012

lemon squeeze

(n) The act of placing one's hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) Doing the action.

I gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.

by lemons January 07, 2006

sucking lemons

when a pirate stocks lemon on their ship to prevent scurvy

That pirate sure does like sucking lemons

by doctor kvass the anon August 15, 2021

Dick lemons

When a guys testicles are proportionately bigger then his penis giving them a lemon appearance on a small twig as it were

The guys in the locker room knew not to mess with Joey and his dick lemons

by FarmerTim August 19, 2022

Lemon twink

A little flower boy twink, whose only desires are painted nails, colorful hair, and yellow pants. A lemon twink is unsure about his sexuality but doesn't really care and rather spend time worrying about dope things and cuddling with his friends

"Hey is that kid gay?" "Idk his sexuality but he's definitely a lemon twink"

by DopeLemonTwink64 May 27, 2019