Lemon Teasing

using the juice of a lemon to stimulate wounds on the vaginal/clitoral regions, caused by violent sex

Lemon Teasing - Halve a lemon, juice it and set aside. Perform brutal sex on your female partner until the pussy has been grated to show wounds. While wounds are fresh, pour the lemon juice over the gaping wounds. If vagina starts to fizz, stand back!

by Fruit Master Flexmatic December 9, 2008

puckered lemon

another term for what a persons anus looks like.

"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"

by billy trinkets June 6, 2004

Lemon grabbing

Someone who creeps on others or is considered a total spas

1 "what?! We lost the game?!??? Ahhhhh!!!"

"Quit lemon grabbing!!!"
2 *someone creeping on facebook*

"Your such a lemon grab!"

by Lmgangie December 7, 2012

lemon squeeze

(n) The act of placing one's hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) Doing the action.

I gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.

by lemons January 6, 2006

Ms. Lemon

Always very angry at the class but still laughing with it

Ms. Lemon is pissed but she is still laughing because Armani is funny as hell

by CJP503 May 4, 2022

Lemon Nerds

A group of people that like to draw faces on lemons.

The Lemon Nerds drew a troll face on a lemon!

by LemonFurry May 18, 2019

Dick lemons

When a guys testicles are proportionately bigger then his penis giving them a lemon appearance on a small twig as it were

The guys in the locker room knew not to mess with Joey and his dick lemons

by FarmerTim August 19, 2022