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League befuddled

someone who recently became very attractive but does not yet realize they have gone up a league (and so is willing to date people in their former league) can be described as league befuddled.
A: damn look at karen! She got totally hot over the summer.
B: you should totally ask her out dude
A: bro she would never go out with someone like me! Maybe before but now she's way out of my league!
B: she doesn't know that, shes totally league befuddled.
by Kachowmcqueen September 1, 2017
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2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.
John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.
by RD264 November 27, 2020
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little league legend

The worst human beings on the planet. The scum of the Earth

Little League Legends are baseball players who suck in travel ball and high school but they were only “good in” little league.

These are the people who the coaches had to put in the game because “everyone plays”
“wow that kid sucks...that’s a little league legend right there.”
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National Cyber League

The most romantic and money costing CTF you can ever find on the internet. Where you earn points as you type on your keyboard.
How did you score so much points on the National Cyber League?
I'm an Asian, you idiot.
by griffpatch April 6, 2024
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league tables

Lists of schools or colleges from the best down to the worst
League tables for schools and colleges may actually help unintentionally to perpetuate inequalities, while claiming to promote the raising of standards.
by Jud'Ed March 22, 2018
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League of Legends

League of Legends, commonly referred to as "LoL" (not to be confused with "lol") is THE ultimate woman repellant. Reports say that if you play this game EVEN ONCE your chances of getting any game or bitches will drop by 98%, god save you if you get addicted to it.

It's also best to note that all League of Legends players are toxic pessimists and most of them rarely take showers or even touch grass. If you ever talk to LoL players irl they will make you feel like shit and they will make you miserable.
Girl 1: Oh, did you know that Derek plays League of Legends?
Girl 2: Lmao, what a loser. I won't be taking his V-card anytime soon.
Derek, overhearing their conversation on the opposite side of the hallway: *starts crying uncontrollably*
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