lake earl

Ejaculating into/onto someones belly button, creating a pool of semen

"i hadn't jerked it several weeks, but i just gave my girlfriend the biggest lake earl"

by drainhed November 2, 2014

Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

Lake glider

Someone who skips rocks near or on bodies of water

Hey man .....tom is such a lake glider....

by Mrals November 21, 2016

Stomach Lake

A stomach ache that is brought on after contact or ingesting of lake water. Often by swimming in or doing an activity in a lake.

Pronounced - stomach lake. Can also be reference as stomach lache.

Ah man I did one of those total wipeout inflatable courses yesterday at the lakes, I swallowed some of the gross water and now i've got serious stomach lake today. *runs to toilet*

by UncleGrim July 30, 2018

lake of love

Is a person who occurs to have great sense of compassion and has lots of love for others, demonstrating it in every aspect possible.

Oh, Hannah is such a lake of love, she hugs the whole class every day.

by @906 September 25, 2018

lake jeffers

A long sluggy mass of drug abuse used to be a their meat in homicidal situation

“Man my lake Jeffers itches”
“How many Xanax do I take today? As many as “lake jeffers” could take in 60 seconds”

by Iwanttoeatass and combust May 17, 2018

Lake butler

The hick town

Lake butler is hick town

by Hillbilly bug November 12, 2019