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the sea lion

When your girlfriend puts on a helmet (backwards and any helmet) and pleasures you orally and in between gags makes an "ahrt ahrt ahrt" sound like a retard/sea lion.
Hey bro this skater kid left his helmet at my house last night! I wonder if I can get my girl to give me the sea lion tonight!
by Lenbro February 23, 2020
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Field Lion

Same thing as a Ditch Tiger: a stray or feral cat. There are still some states that have open season on Field Lions.
Pull over! I think I see a ditch tiger, hand me my rifle. Them dern field lions are somethin... they multiply like skeeters.
by EBCDIC December 19, 2008
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lions maine

The hair you have after giving oral sex under a blanket.
Her lions maine is crazy after I'm done.
by SirRipley March 28, 2016
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Alpha Lion

A male who is extremely protective and possessive of what he considers his. He will love you for the rest of time if you treat him right. He will make you his Luna, but if you hurt him, he will retreat and take care of himself first.

He can be skittish, but it's mostly to protect his own and your modesty. He will always go out of his way if he is able to, to show you he loves you.
Has a really high sex drive. Loves nature. Needs space to think, but ultimately will enjoy your company. OCD when it comes to cleanliness, also very hygienic.

He's someone that you can trust with your life, if he cares for you. Really hard for him to trust. Strong, loving, and kind, you'll never find a better human.
Me: "My Alpha Lion I love you. I'm never letting you go. Not ever."
Him: "You're mine, my Luna."
Me: *sigh* "Yes sir."
by Chrysanthemum Jade November 21, 2021
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sundyed lion

oral pleasure in which you grab the persons hair and ejaculate into their mouths till it spews out the sides and gets in their hair
bro, i made Jessie look like a sundyed lion last night, she cant wash it out her hair
by candre04 November 2, 2017
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Having lions

Did you just see that pig fly?”
“Mate I’m having lions over here.”
by Dackers July 17, 2019
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Lion

A puma with a hairy necklace on the outside of its face.
Mum, is that a lion? No, Panthera, that's just a puma with a hairy necklace on the outside of its face.
by SillySalleh December 18, 2021
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