Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't forget about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl

Girl 1: What's your new friend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?

by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021

Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't stop thinking about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl

Girl 1: What's your new boyfriend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?
Girl 2: But what about your boyfriend?
Girl 1: He's hot but not a Kobe

by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021

Kobe

he is that one kid in the school who is well known and he likes a couple girls in the school but that one dosent like him back, and she is obviously slim thicccc Af but like he is a player so he has already asked some other girl out to try make her like him and her name is in the urban dictionary also so go check her out.

Kobe: yo lets go i need to look at her butt one more time
friend#1:k do make it obvious

by i like gargamel and smurfs December 18, 2018

kobe

CEO of the wink emoji
hij is zo hot als spaghetti

me: wie is kobe?
random dude: hij is zo stoer als biefstuk met friet

by bert135 February 11, 2022

Kobe

Big Dick i know ive touched it. He loves the queen and shags her on the daily, when she died he came in his undies at the thought of a lifeless Lizzy he could shag.

"Kobe please get your dick out of the queens dead body"

by TheKobeLoverKoen September 08, 2022

Kobe Bryant

black thing withone arm, no legs, brain exposed on right eye area. *after the crash
KOBE

KOBE Bryant is the best player with one arm

by JoseDaGoat445 February 13, 2025

Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bean Bryant (/ˈkoʊbi / KOH-bee; August 23, 1978 – January 26, 2020), nicknamed, "Black Mamba," was an American professional basketball player. A shooting guard, Bryant entered the National Basketball Association (NBA) directly from high school, and played his entire 20-season professional career in the league with the Los Angeles Lakers. Bryant won five NBA championships, was an 18-time All-Star, 15-time member of the All-NBA Team, 12-time member of the All-Defensive Team, was named the 2008 NBA Most Valuable Player (MVP), and was a two-time NBA Finals MVP winner. Widely regarded as one of the greatest players of all time

Kobe was a muhfuckin’ legend. Rest in Paridise to GiGi and Kobe. Dude was a beast.

Kobe Bryant shot a basketball and scored.

by Fuckbuddy288 January 30, 2020