kitten surprise

the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.

the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.

by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012

Kittenzoned

When a girl that has a boyfriend or has no romantic interest in you says you are cute or adorable like a kitten or a similar cute, small, and furry animal.

It's similar to being put in the friendzone but better.

Girl with platonic feelings: Aw, you're so adorable.
Boy with a secret awkward crush: How so?
Girl with platonic feelings: Like a kitten or lemur!
Boy with a secret awkward crush: Uh...hah...? Thanks...
Interlocuter: Oh no! You've been kittenzoned!
Boy with a secret awkward crush: At least we're friends and I'm cute?

by DollaTreeVitamins May 2, 2013

kitten party

A party of usually three kittens. They generally believe they run the world. They use their tricks and cuteness to drive people into submission and slavery. Individually, they may be referred to as a "bitch kitten."

They may drink too much at times and they have the ability to manipulate people on command.
However, they tend to be the life of the party. Generally, they have a strong influence on other people's decision.

The kitten party is getting together tonight for drinks!

by user23 October 22, 2013

kitten licker

When an old guy dates your young, friend

Jim: Did you hear who Tanya was dating
Tony: Yeah, wasn't it that old guy at the ice cream shop?
Jim: Yeah, he's a total kitten licker

by Biscity March 4, 2016

Kitten Love

When two kittens love eachother, or someone loves a kitten.

Woman: oh, wow! Those kittens look so cute! I think...? Whats the word...?
Woman #2: Kitten Love.

by Kitty Catty June 30, 2016

Kitten nap

Similar to a cat nap, but even shorter. A kitten nap can range between 5-10 minutes.

I took a kitten nap while you were in the shower .

by Golden Salpal August 5, 2016

Kitten Cat

The kitten cat is a typical feline in the in between stages of kitten and adult cat that's when it's a kitten cat, they are so cute and adorable at that stage they get into more mischievous trouble and do funny cute things.

Look it's the kitten cat awww!

by happy love star August 16, 2016