Jewish Jumping Beans

See also cum, sperm, or skeet.

I let my jewish jumping beans spill all over that bitches' cunt

by D Y L June 5, 2004

Jewish goodbye

Similar to an Irish goodbye, when you leave a party/bar/event without telling anyone. The difference is that you leave before the check comes.

Matt pulled a jewish goodbye and the rest of us got stuck with the bill.

by Eye8urbutt July 11, 2023

Jewish-Buddhists (Jubus)

adj. People that try to hide the very intolerant Jewish religion behind the very tolerant Buddhist Philosophy.

Allen Ginsberg claimed he was a Jewish-Buddhist, but any real Jew worth their torah would have wanted Allen put to death for being a homosexual.

by Dr. "Chemical" Eagle Sperm-Cannon, L.S.D. July 16, 2008

jewish standard time (JST)

Being 15 minutes late to everything.

Hey Dick head,you are late! Are you running JST or sumthing

by Zack Taylor June 28, 2004

Sexually transmitted Jewish Guilt

Also known as STJG, this occurs when Jewish guilt is transferred through a sexual act. Usually from the female partner to the male.

Doctor: "Matt, the results have come back positive. You have sexually transmitted Jewish guilt. Also known as STJG. Have you had relations with any Jewish mothers recently? "

Matt: "Damn you Robertaaaa!!!!"

by Mattybizzle September 29, 2013

Black Jewish drinking day

Another drinking holiday invented by the Tonight Show.
Todd Leven brought it to Conan's attention that there was no drinking holiday for jews. As it turns out, Todd didn't drink, so he gave their drinking holiday to the black folk.
Thus, Black Jewish drinking day was born.

October 12th is Black Jewish drinking day.

by Giovanni Mann October 13, 2009

off like a Jewish foreskin

About to leave or take off.

Refers to a circumsized penis, where the foreskin has been removed or taken "off".

It was great seeing you guys, but I really have to catch my bus, so I'm off like a Jewish foreskin.

by andycash May 23, 2006