Jew Job

The act of wrapping a dollar bill around the penis and havin g a girl jerk you off.

abbv: JJ

Cole: Dude my girlfriend gave me a Jew Job last night.

Koty: Well did you keep the dollar?

by spkoty October 11, 2009

Jew Bagel

A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.

Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!

by Adam Cecil June 1, 2006

Jew Boy

name given to someone who acts like a jew.

You're playing a game and get to pick who's going to be out.."umm........JEW BOY!"

by jewboyboy May 2, 2009

fake Jew

A person who gets caught selling books pretending to be a Holocaust survivor.

Even Oprah didn't figure out Mr. Rosenblat was a fake Jew when he told her stories of him being tossed apples over the fence by his wife at the concentration camp.

by Mindraker December 31, 2008

Jew Bowser

The act of saying "give me 'dem coins," like Baby Bowser in Mario Party 2.

Hey you, took my coins you Jew Bowser.

by thatkidaginagain December 7, 2009

jew mage

A mage in World of Warcraft that doesn't give food or water to anyone that asks for it.

Random Nub: "Hey, can I get some water and food, please?"
Mage: "No!"
Random Nub: "Wow, you're a Jew Mage!"

by bobbo da clown January 10, 2008

Jew Hot

A guy/girl who wouldn't be considered hot in the general population, but amongst other Jews, they are the best available.

Guy 1; Miriam is looking good today!

Guy 2; Yeah, but only compared to the rest of the chicks in synagouge

Guy 1; true, she is totally only Jew Hot

Guy 2; she doesnt compare to the shiksa's

by tellitlikeitis111 April 13, 2009