Say Barney, I said, "I really think that Jasmine is quite attractive. Barney answered, "she is hot bro , but she farts during sex, I heard. No worries,"I said".Barney said, "Yeah but she farted on Blagov's face when he {Blagov the Russian) was cunnininglusing her vagina. I dont care, "i said, "i can deal with a dirty Jasmine."
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 20, 2017
Get the dirty Jasminemug. An honest bitch. Straight up even if it may hurt the others persons feelings, but very sensitive on the inside .
by Jajsnzuzn April 9, 2016
Get the jasmin maciasmug. If you have a jasmine day, you are the luckiest person alive. having a jasmine day in your life is an extremely important thing, as a jasmine day will make you feel, happy, safe, and cared for. a jasmine day will comfort you in any time of need, even if the jasmine day is sad, she will always put your happiness first, and if she cannot do that, she will try her hardest until you feel the slightest bit of comfort. jasmine day is considered a literal godess as people stare at her in literal awe, people oftenly get jealous of the jasmine or you, if you have her as a friend, or lover. if she is considered a lover, she will love you to infinity and back. she will never get bored of you, and she will care for you until there is nothing to care about anymore. the jasmine is beautiful, looks better than a supermodel, and the better thing is she dosent wear makeup, so she dosent need to think she is ugly without her makeup on, because there is none. jasmine day is respectfully the most amazing, funny, awesome, adorable and protective, is there someone bothering you? Jasmine will be on it in no time. everyone loves a jasmine with them. she is absolutely amazing.
by lilbrikkie >:) April 24, 2022
Get the Jasmine Daymug. Is a girl , shy at first but when u get 2 be apart of her she is really a load mouth. She is also very pretty usually she has brunette hair with blue eyes . She is very very athletic . She is also very pretty. She is very very tall. She is brave , not scared of anyone or anything. Her favorite color is blue or green.
Guy 1:"She is so athletic , that has 2 be jasmine."
Guy 2:"She is so pretty that is jasmine , u can tell from her pretty blue eyes."
Guy 1:"She is so athletic , that has 2 be jasmine."
Guy 2:"She is so pretty that is jasmine , u can tell from her pretty blue eyes."
by Softballchick#8 October 10, 2013
Get the jasmine pittsmug. Soulmates. Best friends. Favorite people.
Shawn is Jasmine's man. Furthermore, Shawn is Jasmine's husband.
Jasmine is Shawn's shawty. Furthermore, Jasmine is Shawn's wife.
Shawn is Jasmine's man. Furthermore, Shawn is Jasmine's husband.
Jasmine is Shawn's shawty. Furthermore, Jasmine is Shawn's wife.
by desjuicyj October 14, 2020
Get the shawn and jasminemug. A really hot chick, usually with curly hair and dark skin. An excellent girlfriend, careing, loving and positive all the time.
by zoexy October 22, 2010
Get the ninja jasminmug. by Graham de Grant October 18, 2020
Get the Jasmine is a Simpmug.