Pet the cat with a fork

When one goes to do something cool.
"Wanna go pet the cat with a fork?"

"Let's go cat forkin'."
by Strange Sounds August 04, 2009
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Pet$rk

This is the physical state of a woman's inner vaginal walls when they are per say "Abused" this state can usually be very painful for women and can sometimes lead to infection or excessive bleeding
Damn girl you got a nasty Pet$rk!
by Helpful handy mandy February 02, 2012
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lucid's pet turtle

an annoying ass fucking bot in the iamlucid server who everyone wants to kill.
person: "bless my aim"
lucid's pet turtle: "yeah that dude's never getting mod"
literally everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH
by PDuctions May 18, 2020
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Cuban Petting Zoo

2 Gay men cover themselves in honey, then roll around in feathers. Then 1 man jacks off into his hand, and feeds the semen to the other man.
I experienced my first Cuban Petting Zoo at my 5th Birthday Party!
by Tito Fernandez June 26, 2011
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Pet a Furry day

A day on the 11th of December after Discord Mod Day where you have to pet Furries if asked, you are legally obligated to pet them if asked, similar to Hug a Furry day, you cannot resist unless if either, the Furry in question is being questionable about their request being petted (Aka being weird), or if you have petted them "enough." (You must have at least petted them 3 times before you can consider it "enough" though.)
Furry: I just got petted 50 times on Pet a Furry day!
Other Furry: Nice, I got petted 25 times!
Non-Furry: I had to pet you two 15 times collectively today...
by Erron2005 December 08, 2020
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Meow the Pet Cat

A retarded cat who is from meow playground.. You have to feed him every time.
person 1: do you like Meow the Pet Cat?
person 2: yes
person 1: i hate YOU!
by ROBLOXNoob246 July 07, 2019
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Pet Grape

another word for haemmeroids, or piles.

Somebody who regularly refers to their unfortunate ailment as their "pet grape" and rather perennial, and they feel somewhat attached to it
Oh dear, I think my pet grape has popped out.

by Buzzy January 21, 2007
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