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2D Minecraft

Drosh: “Terraria is just 2D Minecraft!”
Jake: “die. die. die. the darkness is coming. run. die. the creatures of the night are approaching at a rapid pace. run. run. scream. hide. sob. emergency alert system goes off. sirens in the distance. sob. they’re here. they smell you. they see you. look out your window. scream. run. sob. they’re here.”
by firstname bunchanumbuhs July 2, 2023
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Minecraft Manhunt

It is the sires where dream a "speedrunner" absolutely makes 5 of his friend look like pussys and beta males as they get shit on in even more ridiculously stupid ways because do they even try and George acts like he is a "real Minecraft player" until dream decides to go kill him and so he fucking runs away or comes up with stupid plans of action to take down one green boy. Also, snapnap is actually good at PVP but in a manhunt, he screams like a little girl cause I guess dream is Micheal myers. Also, the hunters suck get techno in on this so it actually is a challenge for dream. P.S. sorry if you are a fan of manhunt this is just a jab at things I thought were stupid. Sorry, do not kill me.
You: Did you watch the new Minecraft manhunt
Me: No I'm not a virgin
by Ct-75-67 February 4, 2022
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Minecraft Classic

BROOOOOOO U KNOW U OG SCHOOL BOREDOMINATOR IF U PLAYIN MINECRAFT CLAASICC!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!
by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019
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playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless (based on the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo, i.e. subjective to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)
by Sexydimma December 18, 2012
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dirty minecraft

The act of painting your penis green with the pattern of a creeper, attaching c-4 to the bottom of your penis and detonating it in side a female's vagina. Causes great grief.
"Did you hear lucas totally dirty minecrafted evan's butthole last night!"

"yeah it was totally griefed!"
by mr. 10100101010 October 26, 2012
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minecraft goat

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by minecraftgoatttt August 18, 2021
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Minecraft Virgin

A minecraft virgin is still a chad but is not married snice he plays minecraft all day playing bed wars and skyblock.He is a good guy maybe has a youtube that has 1 or 2k subs.

Minecraft virgin: Hello minecraft chad,Want to beat up that minecraft kid?
Minecraft chad: yes virgin minecrafter.
*They beat up the minecraft kid*
Minecraft kid: OMG YOU HACK I HATE YOU WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa UUU HACKDER IOMGSW DW8QYRM TYOUeqzsucks 3iu
by NotAexpert April 8, 2021
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