cardio hump

sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise

dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

Hump and Jump

The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.

"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.

by urbansplatt May 27, 2018

Hump day

When camels hump each other on hump day but it’s extremely uncomfortable because of the bumps on their back

Guy:yeah i humped my girl on but she’s got scoliosis so it was like hump day

by Coochie destroyer 500000 April 17, 2019

Curtain Hump

When the shower curtain attaches itself to your leg during a shower

Damn, I got curtain humped the entire time I was in the shower this morning. I hate getting taken advantage of like that!

by SoapOnaRope January 17, 2010

Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

by CoreyTech February 2, 2018

Bible Humping

When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.

I saw a dicktator bible humping in front of a boarded up church today.

by ABetty June 8, 2020

camel hump

Camel hump... the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls

nice camel hump :)

by HiddenDesires May 7, 2018