( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society
When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.
by Sexydimma July 10, 2021
A Soggy Hooker is when a group of lads order a hooker and have a bukake party on her face until everyone finishes. The last person to finish has to perform the soggy hooker and lick the face of the cum soaking hooker.
The boys came back from a night out and ordered a prostitute and decided to play soggy hooker. Poor Kevin finished last and got a mouth full of spooge.
by Iollann V July 06, 2019
Those fake random slutty women that send friend requests via social media, like Facebook and Twitter. In actuality, they are older overweight men that still live in their parents basements.
Hi, My name is Candy and I would like to be your friend. (but I don't have information associated with my Facebook account, I don't know you and I'm a social hooker)
by ThatGuy over there April 11, 2014
Sasha Lenea, Harris, Fadlon, is a cannibal hooker because she bit the tongue of her client, that was paying her for sex.
by leblac1234 November 27, 2018
Charity spokespeople who promote their charity on high-traffic sidewalks by cornering tourists and other innocent passers-by.
Charity Hooker: Hi ma'am, do you care about free trade?
Innocent walker: Um, yes. Well no - uh, I have to go...(walks away hurriedly)
Innocent walker: Um, yes. Well no - uh, I have to go...(walks away hurriedly)
by ericinnes March 16, 2011
by Francesco Saline April 26, 2012
by Dr. Winchester Thundercock June 02, 2010