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Granskog

When trying to pick up women telling them that the people you live with are your roomates when they are really your parents.
Hey how did it go with that girl you met at the bar? Ohhh I Granskog'd her and she came back to my place. You should have seen the look on her face when my mom came in my room to pick up the dirtly laundry the next morning.
by Michael Granskog August 20, 2010
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Greased Butthole

It is when you get another man's wang juice in and or on your booty-hole.
"God mother trucking English class! You gave me a greased butthole!"
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Grease lightning

Performing oral sex on a woman until she can no longer emotionally regulate reality ever again.
Johnny grease lightningged Mary Lou and she can no longer drive a car anymore
by Homelessrachel December 20, 2017
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Grease Missile

A shot in golf kind of like a duck hook, a low to the ground zinger that moves from left to right and still manages to find the fairway.
“That gentleman hit a fine grease missile, he must be living the life of Reilly.
by ManleyGreaseMissile April 15, 2021
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Genshin Impact

a machine with a heavy blade sliding vertically in grooves, used for beheading people.
"Is that the guillotine?" "No its genshin impact"
by ilovegesnihmn November 24, 2021
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kitten grease

head lice

generally from sharing hats with zombie suits
Damn, I have kitten grease,
by I-owned-you-huahehuahe April 13, 2010
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monkey grease

LETS TAKE A MEAN OL MONKEY GREASE!!
by Bullydog T1 October 26, 2011
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