Deadass a whole goober

To be a a goofball

Vladimir Putin is deadass a whole goober

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goober

a term commonly by the youtuber Polygon Donut to determine something silly

"LOOK AT THIS GOOFY GOOBER I LOVE IT!!!"

by mewity! April 18, 2023

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goober lover

A person who really likes Goobers.

I'm a goober lover!

by GOOBER LOVER June 4, 2023

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goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

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Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.

"Can I play with you and your friends, big brother?"
"Nah, they think you're a Goober."

by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018

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