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stab me with a fork

used to describe an annoying or upsetting situation.
i have a math test today. stab me with a fork
by sophrs April 18, 2021
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New Zealand is forgotten on maps

It almost always is. You know, even IKEA forgot it on a map. Thatโ€™s just disappointing. Is New Zealand really that irrelevant? At least some maps have two New Zealands. What if New Zealand made a empire? Would all countries in the empire also be forgotten on maps? Who knows, we just know that this kiwi island is so irrelevant that people keep forgetting it on maps.
Person 1: Hey, New Zealand is forgotten on maps so much! Itโ€™s annoying.

Person 2: I agree, itโ€™s honestly sad.
by I love geography August 28, 2022
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I forgor ๐Ÿ’€

Things that middles school girls and rejects say, because apparently a misspelling of forgot is funny.
"Hey bro did you hear that John Krasinski was the main character of A Quiet Place?" "Sorry, I forgor ๐Ÿ’€" "Shut the fuck up you social reject piece of shit" "Sorry I was just--" "No you know what shut the fuck up you honestly are not funny in anyway, just shut your fucking mouth for the rest of the god damn day you apathetic shit fucker"
by ZozoTheGlizzy October 2, 2021
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you forgot poland

A stupid joke started by Kerry supporters.
During a debate Kerry said that the U.S only has support from Australia an the U.K in Iraq, and Bush pointed out "you forgot Poland". I don't see what is so funny. Poland coomands around 9,500 troops in Iraq (2,400 of which are Polish). Whoever said that poland only contributed "a few non-combat troops" is wrong. Also, I think the joke is on Kerry, since how could he not recognize Poland as an ally in Iraq?
Person A: You forgot Poland hahaha!
Person B: That's stupid, Poland commands 9,500 troops in Iraq you moron.
Person A:...
by DominikW August 1, 2005
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fork union

a tiny town in between charlottesville and richmond virginia where fork union military acady (fuma) makes up 98% of the population and the other 2% work at fuma. it is the defition of hicksville it might be one of the owrst places to be from or in.
Fuma cadet 1: Let's walk into town.
Fuma cadet 2:What town!
Fuma cadet 1:Fork Union.
Fuma cadet 2:Like i said what town?
by Chris Ferguson 1 January 9, 2007
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fork lift truck

this is where u place your penis underneath a girls head whilst she is sleeping and then get an erection which lifts her head up
she is sleeping lets get out the fork lift
by SIMCOE November 25, 2004
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forking

the act following spooning eventually leads to the act of knifing. from which there is no return. forkng can be indicated by the formation of a V (by the index and middle fingers) on each hand. place the V's together at the web betwen the fingers.
The other night, klo and loopy werespooning which of course led to forking, and we all know what happens then!
by Emry and Crash January 14, 2009
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