Satanic Verse

Started by the blog Who Rattled Your Cage (whorattledyourcage.blogspot.com), 'Satanic Verse' is Scottish rhyming slang for 'erse' (arse or behind). The blogger thought it would be funny to turn a literary controversy into cheeky rhyming slang.

"Stick that right up yer Satanic Verse."

by Scotsmanic69 January 22, 2023

satan black

As dark as Satan

The person had hair like Satan black

by Phantom Sis May 12, 2015

Satan Sneeze

An extremely putrid fart. A pass of gas that could be confused as a sneeze from the devil himself.

{while driving in a car with the windows rolled up}

Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.

{Windows get rolled down quickly}

by beardedbandit May 12, 2013

satan's closet

somewhere you go that prolonged exposure to can and will result in injury, death, imprisonment and or an STD
a place where evil dwells.

that is the last time i got to satan's closet. that place is off the hook.

by mar'scorpio February 17, 2010

Meme Satan

A idiot who has no purpose in life, He just acts funny using other jokes from the internet and somewhat changing

it in a shitty way. His life was filled with unstoppable torture/unappreciation and he changed into the horrible character when he started getting smarter at life in school.

You fucks don't appreciate Meme Satan, go to hell
Tell us a 2018 joke, Meme Satan

by overlordissomewhatdead December 27, 2018

satan time

Something above demon time.
once you reach satan time you can no longer go back you can do anything without thinking.

Guy1:"bro what's wrong with Joe he acting sus"
Guy2:"Fam he's on satan time."

by Rusty58921 May 19, 2021

SLUMP SATAN

absolute menace to society, sleeps with black air forces on. goated soundcloud rapper who can do pretty much any genre. (founded ghosthillgang with Kinomurda) (SEARCH GHXSTHILLGXNG ON SOUNDCLOUD !)
prolly has a warrant out for his arrest for having sex with too many bad bitches

Friend 1 (cool friend) : YO THIS NEW SLUMP SATAN DROP FIRE ASF!
Friend 2 (loser friend who gets no girls) : BRO I HATE SLUMP SATAN !
Friend1 (cool friend) : This is why you are a virgin

by OOFATROPALIS April 10, 2022