Fanny about

(British in origin): To generally wate time and/or do something which serves to have no useful purpose whatsoever, often when something more important could be done.

"Fowler, don't fanny about we have to go NOW!"

"Please, stop fannying about we have a delivery to make!"

by Rankles February 19, 2009

Squilliam Fancyson

In the TV show, Spongebob Squarepants, Squilliam is Squidward Tentacles' rival who made millions of dollars doing what Squidward wish he could do. Squidward always tries to impress him and usually ends in an epic fail excluding the episode where Squidward had a band.

I need a 5 diamond restaurant because I told Squilliam Fancyson that I run one!!!

by jayslover January 4, 2009

fancruft

Material on Wikipedia that appeals only to extremely devoted fans of a subject. Examples include a single, forgettable joke on The Simpsons or South Park or a Star Trek character who appeared in a single episode of "Enterprise." May or may not be related to the hacker term cruft.

That Wikipedia article about the Babylon 5 fanscript is fancruft.

by Szyslak February 25, 2005

fanny pillows

Scampi flavour fries.

A British snack product made by Walkers under the Smiths brand. Referred to as 'fanny pillows' because they look like tiny pillows, and they smell like a fanny (British definition- ie. pussy).

J: Would you like a pack of fanny pillows?
S: Yes please! I love that distinctive aroma. Mmmmm....

by Limey Bloke May 21, 2008

fanny custard

a thick gloopy discharge with a strong odour. The colour is a bright yellow and is common amoung the more sexually active and slutty.

I can smell her fanny custard from here.

by KXpoonanandtang June 30, 2011

Fanby

A gender-neutral version of Fangirl/Fanboy.

1. They are such a fanby.

2. Ze is a complete fanby. Zer really love their otps.

by Spongbob July 19, 2014

fanny privet

The result of hacking a hedge into a minge like structure using phallic topiery skills.

Can also be the terminology of a lady's thick chuff hair being so dense that it forms a defensive jizz barrier.

"Her fanny privet was so thick it could have thatched Shakespeare's roof"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009