a sexy sexy boy who can seduce even his own kids into bed with him, he always pounds them in double trouble with his slimy feet rubbing again their tiny feeble legs
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
Ethan is a coo persons we met in pakistan in a air raid shelter and we knew it was love at first sight now we're in the grave after stepping on a landmine but we are closer than ever!
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
the gif will tell you everything about him, a hood nigga who is just looking for some blue cheese to put on his greasy ass toes and he wants to put the cheese in his toenails, deep down
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
When you meet a boy named Ethan, it feels like you’ve just been reborn. The love he can give is OUT OF THIS WORLD. He has a smile that could make his enemies smile but he doesn’t have any enemies because he’s such an amazing person. If you ever argue with an Ethan, he’ll always make sure he has a good reason about why he is right. He gives amazing advice and focuses on the little things in life. He always knows what’s right and would make an amazing boyfriend. If you ever meet an Ethan, don’t lose them. They are one of the best things that could happen to you and they REALLY aren’t like other boys. He’ll enjoy listening to your conversations, tell you what he likes about you, tell you funny jokes, maybe even flirt a little... boys named Ethan really just wanna be loved. That’s all..
by Heather Gorge June 06, 2020
Big dick bag. Brags about how big his penis is but in actually it’s pretty small, average at best. Thinks he’s so cool but is usually full of shit. Also a very large poser, not a fun person to be around.
Gary: Hey dude, you see that fuck face Ethan over there.
Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.
Gary: Same.
Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.
Gary: Same.
by garywinthorpe2 October 17, 2019
A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.
by SlimmyTimmy. March 21, 2019
by Dbdbrhrhffnfj February 07, 2019