Elijah is the shit fam u.
by brickgangsterepic April 11, 2024

An Elijah is the Lord of dumbness. He feeds off stupidity. He lives with his parents until death (dies early from eating Tim tams). Hates basketball and is weird.
by rossabong June 4, 2020


by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.
by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021

Elijah is a person that will never give up on anything or anyone unless you cross him and if you do he will beat your ass if he can. He is the sweetest person you will ever meet. If you are one of the girls he likes you are the luckiest girl alive. Elijah will do what ever it takes to be with you. He can also get mean sometimes and be annoying but he dose it because he truly loves you or has a crush on you. When ever you don't feel safe he will do what ever it takes to make sure you are. And if you are one of the girls that's in his arms you will never want to get out. Elijah will always be there for you but when he is by himself he is really depressed. After all you will never want to let go of Elijah.
by Korra'sWife March 4, 2021
