shut the front door before i slam you out the back

“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie

shut the front door before i slam you out the back

by Lavendar Gooms October 14, 2023

Brown dog scratching at my door

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

by Shatrabel June 16, 2010

You, the door.

Disrespectfully showing someone out.

You don’t know this definition? Ok no! Leave! The door! You, the door.

by Diagnosedwithbald February 23, 2023

delorimier

(n) The source of life. The giver.
(v) To proginate. To create all beauty.

You'd be more amicable if you would get over your delorimier-complex.

by Michael January 14, 2005

Donor

A member of a fantasy sports keeper league who never wins money at the end of the season due to his sub-par management ability.

You never win anything in this league. You're a freakin donor!

by Woody Williams May 2, 2011

the door swings both ways

It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it.

Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"

Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."

by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008

smashing her back door

Another word for anal sex with a woman

I bent her over and started smashing her back door in

by mad ibiza March 14, 2006