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Neistats Disease

The uncontrollable urge to "DO MORE".
Man, Birdsnake has been working so hard... I think he has Neistats Disease.

The millennial population suffers from Neistats.

I'm a baller/hustler/boss I got the Neistats! I never stop, I can't stop, I won't stop!
by IamAmandaBrown April 19, 2018
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Newington Disease

Newington Disease is a common thing when boys start attending Newington College in Stanmore. It's when boys begin to become stuck up and rude to everyone around them. They feel entitled to attack minorities and just all of a sudden think they're better than you.
Hey, remember *insert name of boy from Newington*

Yeah, I do but I heard he got Newington Disease

Woah, that's worse than covid!
by PillowPetUnicorn February 20, 2022
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Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.
She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.
by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013
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Jackett Disease

#1. The art of being so bored that you end up chewing off your own shirt for something to do.
Today in class i had Jackett Disease so now im shirtless!
by anal vibrations August 25, 2010
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Bugeja Disease

Long pain death caused by Infection.

Easily spread threw sexual contact or blood transfusion. Starts off by low Iron in blood then constant dehydration. After a few weeks eyes begin to feel dry and then bleed. Skin constantly itchy to point you scratch off your flesh. Finger nails then fall off. You feel constant chest pains due to heart beat slowing down to 30% of normal speed. Your teeth soften and fall out in your sleep and can cause you to swallow them.

Finally your heart speeds up bursting and you will bleed out internally.

Cure- Not Yet Available
Sarah just gave me Bugeja Disease
by U.N.A.A. March 18, 2021
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Szalowski's Disease

A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.
Nick: <tries to guilt someone>
Mike: Nick must have Szalowski's Disease.
by gnarly_guacamole April 28, 2023
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Get Diseased

A phrase popularized Buzz Killer of Ghoul world order from YouTube out of Western Pennsylvana
I need to go pick up some more Iron City so have a great night everybody and get diseased .
by SoCo Cuddie October 18, 2021
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