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low deuce

Low Duece- when you and a friend are hitting a girl from both sides, and your scrotums bang together, making the situation awkward for everyone.
"Dude, that was awesome, but that low deuce almost ruined the whole thing."
by Cockjuggler 32 June 27, 2016
mugGet the low deucemug.

Coppin Deuces

tryna be buddy buddy wit a nigga who onna other side cause you scared of 💨
for example.. "look like dem niggas COPPIN DEUCES TO 43,"

don’t end up like them🤡🤡🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾..
by Jjkais December 1, 2022
mugGet the Coppin Deucesmug.

deuce it out

To interrupt whatever you're doing to go and take a shit. In relation with deuce it up
"Whatever, i've been at this for three fucking hours, i gotta deuce it out anyway"
by TrollDoBairro October 26, 2017
mugGet the deuce it outmug.

Wild Deuces

To use a public bathroom without ever being a customer because your colon is about 90 seconds from blowing out. Dropping Wild Deuces usually involves little to no eye contact. At most, the person throwing down will shrug their shoulders evoking a head shake from the employee.
Manager: "Have you seen the guy in the red hat?"

Employee: "Yeah - he dropped Wild Deuces then high-tailed it for the door. When I asked if he needed any help, he just said 'I'm good' without ever making eye contact."

Manager: "Sh*t - again! Wild Deuces again! I'm going to go to his house, drop Wild Deuces, and then just leave without ever saying 'hi' to his wife or anything."
by Arthur Drood October 5, 2016
mugGet the Wild Deucesmug.

Egyptian deuce

When used toilet paper floats and wraps itself around a turd, forming a mummy
See also: floating mummy, Egyptian turd,poo,shit,etc
Last tuesday little Billy gold took a shit, after wiping he went to get a plunger, by the time he had come back, he noticed his shit had become wrapped like the mummies of ancient egypt. He had taken an egyptian deuce
by Icouldntthinkofaname123 July 19, 2012
mugGet the Egyptian deucemug.

Deuce Dialing

Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.
I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.
by Mancave Movie Madness February 12, 2020
mugGet the Deuce Dialingmug.

Party Deuce

When somebody takes a dump at a party
I hope that guy didn't just party deuce!

or

Who just dropped the party deuce?!
by kittyisgood November 19, 2009
mugGet the Party Deucemug.

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