deez

nuts

ur mom and deez nuts

by ur mom and dad <3 November 24, 2021

deez

A common joke involving someone referencing a character named Deez, and upon the other person asking who Deez is, they will reply "deez nuts".

P1: Have you heard of what happened to Deez?
P2: Who's Deez?
P1: Deez Nuts.

by Mr. Jacob 'Jacob' Jacobson February 28, 2022

Deez Nuts

Giant eggs eggs
This joke is told by men with a small penis
Pocket light swords

Hey how’s your mom?
Deez Nuts

by HHHHHOWDY Yall June 25, 2022

Deez Nutz

Deez Nutz is a term for when somebody asks a simple question.

Jacob: What is today?
Sasha: Deez Nutz

by uraloser123 March 14, 2022

Deez mama

A mashup between "deez nuts and "your mom" it is the best of both worlds

You're adopted

deez mama

by Your very own generic idiot May 20, 2022

butter deez

Lathering of butter on certain parts of the anatomy.

I love you but... baby butter deez nuts.

by waternymph April 20, 2016

Deez nuts

Deez nuts, a wonderful joke yet a very true phenomenon, lots of people of really big testicles and the deez nuts joke explains very well how people who how big nuts are humans too.

Bofa! Bofa deez nuts nuts in yo mouth!

Deez nuts in yo mouth!

by Deez Nuts Master November 21, 2021