El Chapo

Inspired by the ancient tradition of gerbiling (the stuffing of a small rodent into a rectum) this is by far the most titillating thing one might be able to say in order to test the water for deep penetrative exploration and/or root out your local zoophilist community. This is by far the most perfect name for your pet gerbil (or other small creature) that helps to keep things spicy down in the tunnels of love.

"Unleash El Chapo, so that way he can clear the way for the pipe I will be laying later."
"If you start acting up we are going to have to rename your pet rat, and call him El Chapo, for all the tunneling he's gonna be doing!"
Don't forget El Chapo's treats or he won't want to stop the play session."

by LovingVD July 28, 2022

trull Chapone

Trully is a crazy logger and he is a loving father and husband and he is best friend anyone could have.....he will do anything for his family and if he considers you family he will do same for you .....even if it's going toe to toe with a cop he will lay them out to cop or not he doesn't care .....some may say he is a crazy mother fucker and they may be right but really he just stands for what he believes in and he says what he means and means what he says .....and you better believe if he gives you his word he means it he holds to his word.......he some how has managed never to get lock up even though no one else could do half if what he does and gets away with it everytime No one knows how... other then the cops just don't want to deal with him..... they don't know how far he will go and they don't wanna find out .......

No one can drop a tree like Trull Chapone

by BabyD. March 16, 2023

alyssa caporale

a bitch who teaches at hammonton high school, who flirts with every highschool boy she encounters with and sucks there dicks for extra pay

alyssa caporale is a skank

by Thebaddiestpera January 15, 2024

Nebraska carpool

When two men are crammed super close in the back of a tiny car. Almost always involves making out

Did you see those two hockey players doing the Nebraska carpool on the way to the game?

by Nebraska knower November 30, 2024

Nebraska carpool

When two large men are crammed into the back of a small car. Usually involves making out.

Did you see those two hockey players doing the Nebraska carpool on the way to the game?

by Nebraska knower November 30, 2024

TransAuslaskan Carpoolpipeline

The elite tier Aussie evolution of the Alaskan Pipeline where, instead of freezin your own borin' Boris, you go full public toilet bog bandit:log lifter styles and sniff out a fresh, unflushed lonesone log in a servo, pub or Maccas dunny (bonus points if it’s still steaming), fish that brown beauty out with a forked stick/sock combo, Glad-Wrap it on site, smuggle it home in the esky next to the beers, freeze it solid, then ram the iced-up stranger turd up your own ass until it thaws and you birth another man’s melted shit like a true carpooling legend. Called the “TransAusLaskan Carpoolpipelie” as a nod to our Alaskan buddies . but Aussie’s carry other mens waste, true men carry a couple of carpool poo's inside them at anyone time ” because you’re literally sharing the ride with some poor cunt’s digested kebab from Penrith to Parramatta.
Theres Honour in bog-snatching culture. Own-shit freezers are for basic bitches; real ones run the TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline.

Pro bog bandits run a telescopic goldfish net in the boot for clean lifts, but real bush legends make do with a forked tree branch and an old sock (or stolen undies off the laundry pile) to preserve the unfrozen vessel of pleasure without breaking it. Own-shit freezers are for softcocks; real ones carpool with strangers.

“Bro, ran the TransAuslaskan CarpoolPipeline last night, scored a foot-long Parramatta Eel from Liverpool Station. Still got the ghost cramps today.”

“Nah mate, freezing your own is gay. Real Gs carpool with randoms.”

“He pulled a Trans-Auslaskan Carpool Pipeline with a curry log from an Uber driver, dude was shitting vindaloo tears for hours.”
“Scored a triple-coiler at Campbelltown Station, clean lift with the sock-on-stick, full TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline by midnight. Still tasting that stranger’s butter chicken today.”
“Mate pulled a TransAuslaskan CP with a kebab log so spicy he was crying vindaloo tears while birthing it in the shower.”
“Telescopic goldfish net gang vs sock-and-stick gang, fight me.”

by pooheadjobs November 24, 2025

Jakob (Capo)

a egotistical woman, she lives her life playing siege and searching for games. Capo likes men.

Bro, Jakob (Capo) is scared of women but wants a, fat booty goth bitch.

by mssvalentina November 26, 2025