kiss cookie

when you attempt to fart on your loved one, but end up shitting yourself a small amount instead.

Person 1: I totally shat on my girlfriend last night.

Person 2: Sick, dude, how?

Person 1: ..I tried to fart on her. But it was only a little bit

Person 2: Damn, talk about a kiss cookie.

by missmanda May 2, 2010

sharp cookie

moniker applied to a person thought to be especially bright. Usually used by somewhat quaint or old-fashioned people.

Dude 1: "Dude, my bike got messed up, but my roommate fixed it with a coat hanger and a tongue depressor."

Dude 2: "Damn, he's one sharp cookie."

by dreast December 9, 2008

Jizz Cookie

a game where several men masturbate around a cookie, aiming to hit the cookie, and the man to ejaculate last, has to eat the cookie.

John, Paul, George, and Rick played a game of Jizz cookie. Rick lost.

by Kuroi February 18, 2009

Special Cookies

Cookies baked with weed in them

Last night i got so high from the special cookies

by madeusmile23 December 17, 2008

cookie clicker

a game that is a waist of your life but you do it any way

cookie clicker

by hecken beken September 30, 2019

cookie bunny

A rather peculiar bunny from the Oregon Humane Society who goes creep in the night(and day) and steals cookies around the globe. You might see him next to your coffee, stealing your cookie breakfast. You might see him snorkeling in your milk, awaiting an unsuspecting cookie. You might see him sneaking into your kitchen, looking for some sugary goodness. YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE THE BUNNY MIGHT LURK.

Person 1: Mang, the cookie bunny stole all my cookies!
Person 2: Omg, teh bunny lurks

by suraliq May 5, 2008

duplex cookies

The best mother fuckin cost-efficient cookie ever made.

Amanda: When you go to the store please buy me some chips ahoy.

Joey: Fuck that! All I have is 80 cents so I'm gettin some duplex cookies sandwich cremes.

by bama_slammer February 25, 2012