An amazing man who pulls the baddest of bitches. He also loves getting freaky deaky....and boy is he cheeky. He at MINIMUM (not hard) has an 11 incher ON A COLD DAY...so yeah...he cool
by anonymous April 28, 2023
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His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.
His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.
by gattttttto September 5, 2025
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by TheunkownMaker March 15, 2023
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Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
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by Killstorm January 21, 2023
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by anonymous December 25, 2021
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