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Christian

A kid who’s tried their best, being the nicest person he could be on the outside, funny not so smart but he’s getting there... then the inside he’s been shadowing this for his whole life trying to cover it up, he’s been made fun of told he was a disgrace, wishes he could never be here but he decides to cover it up, and not ruin your day... in the end he is all alone
“Hey you know that kid Christian?” “Yeah he seems super nice” “he is but he’s actually been going through some shit he seems to be torturing himself ...”
by Røckfish Sålåde February 25, 2019
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Christian

When you see him, you will find yourself running for your life as he is very, very ugly. He is also very, very stupid so you may find him asking you for answers. If you see this person, immediately run for your life!
An example of what a Christian would say during a verbal fight: “OH YEAH EGGHEAD MOTHERTRUCKER!?” And ladies and gentlemen, that is a Christian. It does not take long to see the signs.
by jiminie_pabobts January 3, 2019
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ChRiStIaNiTy

Jasper, Jasper, Jasper, Jasper.
Jasper, how is your ChriStIaNity going?
by dingoogoo June 27, 2019
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Christian

A guy who is really buff and gets all the girls. His best friends are pretty hot too. And buff. The girls that he hangs out with are really annoying like Evelia. She likes to ride his dick all the time.
wow thats Christian! Hes really hot and cute! So are his friends.
by Alex Ocegueda May 14, 2019
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Christianity

I see you've looked up christianity.... well you obviously need some Jesus. I suggest you try it some time.
Christianity.....NEED SOME JESUS!!!!!!!
by Thatcoolchristiangirl January 9, 2019
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Christian

Christian=Polneysian Virgin
by Yourpall,pall July 30, 2018
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Christian

Christian is gay
by The Millennium November 13, 2018
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