Brandon

Blond haired prickled dick lover. Brandons usually have blue eyes. Their eyes are usually bluer than the skies that the nazis dead jews smoke would hole up in. Usually Brandons are pricks if you can't tell by the name :)

Brandon: NO balls if you don't tell that jew over there that thats not a shower

Person: OH MY GOD

by Xxx7878Xxx June 5, 2018

Brandon

A self centered liar that is weak and has a micro chode

Brandon is a gayford he cant even jack off its so small

by cloppy February 21, 2017

Brandon

The worst person ever to enter a school building.

"Brandon sucks"

by USuckBrandon October 24, 2017

Brandon

Mr.Potato Head

Did you see Brandon Toy Story!

by Thedestroyer987 September 20, 2016

Brandon

Brandon is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He likes everything to be about him and only him. It’s his way or the highway which makes him a stupid ass retarded bitch. He’s a tall skinny legend and only is nice when you give him money. Don’t be a Brandon

Oh my god have you talked to Brandon today?

No, I haven’t paid him yet, so he keeps ignoring me.

by lavagirl68 October 26, 2018

Brandon

A complete dumb ass makes life hell when u do any thing that you can be made fun of for he will take advantage

Brandon is a bitch

by Dicks out for harrambe April 14, 2020

Brandon

An all around piece of fucking shit. Complete trash that can’t hold a relationship and runs from anything good. Will fuck anything with a hole and have no respect for it later. Self absorbed, worthless piece of hot diarrhea.

“Man, you need to stop being a Brandon.”

by ForeverPetty August 22, 2019