He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming
by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 21, 2020
A small dicked, homophobic gay, that always has dry cum on his chin. Also referred to as “Birthmark Brandon”.
by AlexLibro October 29, 2018
A man with a micropenis
by BigBoyMan August 23, 2018
Brandon is a sugar baby who does not trust his momma. He loves a giraffe of a woman. Actually, he loves any girl with an age on a clock (not military time if you know what I mean). But if you ask, he will say women are not funny and belong in the kitchen. He also likes to be referred to as Riley Reid.
by brandonboyyyy13 June 10, 2020
He gays asf, but still take your bitch 💁🏽 ♂️. Some may call him trade cause you will never know he was. Get you a brandon
by GangBangHoe December 26, 2016
A complete dumb ass makes life hell when u do any thing that you can be made fun of for he will take advantage
Brandon is a bitch
by Dicks out for harrambe April 15, 2020