brazilian funk

often mistaken for phonk, brazilian funk is a style of music that is just ear ringing bass and annoying voicelines.
the only way this type of music should even be described is brainrot in music form.
some examples include:
literally any song in a sigma edit is a brazilian funk slowed song that is just the most gay thing you can hear.

Willy: Hey wanna listen to some music?
Don: Yeah sure, you ever heard of Public Enemy?
Willy: Whats that? Brazilian funk is probably better
don: kills himself and records it on camera

by Bill Billy Bob August 4, 2024

Brazilian Butt Job

When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals

Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!

Male 2: Bro... where?

by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024

Brazilian Guiana

It is a small Brazilian territory in European, which speaks archaic Portuguese. The 28° Brazilian state. Em português Guiana Brasileira, Pernambuco em pé.

Brazilian Guiana: Brasil reconquistou Portugal e renomeou como Guiana brasileira

by Duhardo April 21, 2025

A Brazilian good morning

The act of mixing coffee grounds with sperm

Did you hear about Chuck he gave his girl a Brazilian good morning

by Dangerexpress April 29, 2025

Brazilian Doggy style

A secret technique used in the doggy style position, where the pitcher applies hot wax to their partners anus like a brazilian wax and rips off the wax strip when the reciever reaches climax.

Jesse: "Jax and I are losing the spark in our sex life We are trying to find something to spice things up."

Christian: "Have you tried the Brazilian Doggy Style yet!? Last year I went to Key west and tried it and it was amazing!"

Jesse: "Oh that sounds like it's a lot of fun. I'll let my ass hair grow out for 2 weeks to really get the maximum orgasm!"

by OCDD May 1, 2025

Brazilian pizza

When you cum on a girls ass and sprinkle cheese on afterwards as a finishing touch.

Dude how could you give her a Brazilian pizza? You know she's lactose intolerant

by FuckDon83 May 21, 2025

Brazilian Microwave

A form of execution, mostly used by drug selling gangs to kill traitors or X9's

The microwave is putting someone in a pile of tires and burning them to death

Person 1: "Hey remember about Tim Lopes?"
Person 2: "Yea, he was put in the Microwave for exposing illegal "body selling" clubs on tape"
Person 3 (Foreigner): "How did they fit him in a microwave?"
Person 2: "I should put "Brazilian Microwave" in urban dictionary so this doesn't happen..."

by FemboyFurryX3 May 25, 2025