tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010

Zooted and booted

Getting dressed up...usually button up and a tie or a suit. Business casual style, no t-shirt, no sneakers.

What's the dress at that club? Can I rock anything or do I need to get zooted and booted?

by King Swag May 30, 2006

fruit booter

An asshole that wears the baggiest bell bottoms, acts "extreme", is rejected from being human, should be locked in cages grinded up into different flavours and fed to my cats, and rollerblades for cheap entertainment

damn those fruit booters should just do that crap at home and not in/on the skatepark/spot

by Skate Boarder September 23, 2003

bootieful

a really ugly person

"yo your girl looks bootieful"
"look at that waste gash aint she bootieful"
"oi blud look at dat girl aint she bootieful"

by LaydeeAllaJee September 23, 2006

Call of Duty Bootie

When your Girlfriend gives you Head while playing Call Of Duty on Team Death Match..........and you forget to turn the head seat off!!!

"Dude, I totally suck up behind her with Ninja on and sprayed her. It's cool, I had my Silencer equipped, Radar jammer and Hard line equipped

Last night my old lady sucked my balls while playing Call of Duty!!!

I got me some Call of Duty Bootie!!!

by Slug366 December 3, 2010

bootlegolas

being extremely ugly...

Yo that chick at the mall was so bootlegolas!

by wanksta?? January 25, 2004

bootleg

A term many mexicans use to describe americans of mexico descent, who in their mind are fake mexicans, due to not growing up in the real thing.

Nah man, he ain't one of us, he's a bootleg from San Diego.

by MisterFrog June 2, 2011