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Blake Parsons

Blake parsons, a wrestler in the DFC, who's an absolute ass and lays on you, is a 19-year-old predator & pedophile who fucked a freshman.
by I'm a big boi 2134 October 16, 2021
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Blake Sennett

Singer and guitarist in the greatest band of all time.

Child Actor in shows like: Boy Meets World
Did you see Blake Sennett at the Sokol? He was amazing!
by Je'mappelle Sylvie December 9, 2008
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Blake Signal

(n.) An emblem of Blake Griffin's silhouette, shone into the night sky, alerting Blake Griffin that his team is in trouble and needs him to save the game.
(n.) alternate: A silhouetted emblem of the number 32, shone into the night sky, alerting Blake Griffin that his team is in trouble and needs him to save the game.
With only 45 seconds left in the 4th quarter, and the Clippers down by 8, the mayor of Los Angeles finally had no choice but to flash the Blake Signal.

Blake Griffin was carted off on a stretcher in the 1st quarter, but just after halftime, Staples Center erupted with cheers as the Blake Signal was flashed, and Griffin came jogging through the tunnel and back onto the court.
by Nynbern Follower August 9, 2012
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Blake Southgate

A Blake Southgate is an abundant female name in Papa New Guinea and Uganda. Once born they are sold off around the world as sex slaves. In continents, Asia and Oceania they will undergo a sex change operation due to popular demand in these parts. They are available for hire but you have to know someone in the business to get one.

Although most you will find have an education and therefore are only available on weekends and holidays. You can rarely buy one permanently but if you are a previous buyer you will be giving time and location for some secret auctions where you can buy them permanently. If you know a Blake Southgate and they disappear or are unavailable on weekends, you know what's happening. Their but holes are as busy as a test toilet at a plunger factory.
I once hired a ''Blake Southgate" he was very average, decent at best. But another time I travelled to Europe to see how good the girls were and she gave me a great rim job. I would recommend getting a girl but that's just my opinion.
by TheDirectDefiner666 September 8, 2016
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Blake and Kloey

The best couple in the hole world. They protect each other. Even through there rough patches they still r in love with each other
Blake and Kloey will always love each other no matter how far away they are.
by Unicornz May 10, 2018
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Blake Shelton

A country singer, that has been nominated for six Grammys!
Hey man, did you go to that Blake Shelton concert? That jawn was lit!
by Alwaysonpointeee May 23, 2018
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Blake Taylor

A retarded Barbarian that chops off the fingers of innocent boys for pleasure. On certain days can release a rancid aroma of ass known to kill small mexicans. Usually seen with a small caveman (scientific name: yennius neanderthalus). Some recent sightings have included another creature that is quick to pass judgement on every living organism within a five meter radius. (known as: abbottimus hippopotamus).
Blake Taylor likes to molest small cavemen.
by Big Dik October 16, 2008
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