happy birthday

When your wife: (1) after a few alcoholic beverages picks up a hot horny brunettebabe with a nice ass and brings her back to your hotel room for some good times (which include you), and 2) doesn't bust your balls the next day over it. Note:(Strippers are often an integral part of a Happy Birthday)

"My wife loves me so much, she made sure I had a Happy Birthday this year"; or
"Let me know if I'm going to have a Happy Birthday - I'll make sure I bring Viagra/Cyalis/Levitra."

by Lou K. Mades April 15, 2006

birthday wish

A birthday wish is a special wish that you make when you blow out the candle on your cake. There is a clause that when you tell someone this wish doesn't come true, a catch is that if you tell a beastie the wish is guaranteed to come true.

Bailey: I told Jacob my birthday wish and now it won't come true.
Brooke: Oh shit that sucks.
Bailey: He is a bestie though.
Brooke: Oh you had me worried, it's ok then.

by Major.Fluffball May 24, 2014

Birthday Cake

When two gay men are having sex and one man creams on another mans butt and puts a candle in his anus and lights it.

Hey, do you guys want to come over to celebrate my "birthday" We can make a "Birthday Cake"

by Kenny Baker22222 February 20, 2011

birthday surprise

1. when a man blow's his load on a girl's face, tits, ass, etc.

2. the jizz, spermy's, cum

Last night I was fucking this slut, then I pulled out and gave her the birthday surprise.

by BH October 9, 2003

birthday text

Sexting someone on their birthday.

Ala "Birthday Sex".

Jason: "My girl gave me birthday text today..."

Carlos: "Dude... get off the beach and get a life!"
Jason: "I can't help it, I just love my msn messenger!"

by Papi Flow July 19, 2009

champaign birthday

champaign birthday is the birthday when your age matches the day you were born
example: you are born on may 18 your champaign birthday is when you turn 18

girl: its your champaigh birthday in two years
boy: in america you have to be 21 to drink alchohol not 18
girl: not your born may so your "champaign birthday" is when you are 18

by furby1122 May 18, 2009

birthday present

(n) alcohol

let's go get alex a birthday present.

by Zramislame October 13, 2008