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Sober-Bender

Sober Bender.

Just like a bender, but the participant is sober. Usually sober benders are undertaken by regular drug users who have realized that they are showing signs of addiction. In such a situation, the individual may decided to spend a period of time going cold-turkey. In addition to going cold-turkey, sober benders involve the user also attending various club nights out, often more than they would have previously done while taking drugs.

Those who undertake sober benders often find they have an excess of money due to their zero consumption of alcohol or other substances. Hence they may go on more nights out, more expensive nights out, or spend shit-loads of money on vinyl.
Harry: Hey Carl last night I decided to give the mandy a knock on the head for a while.

Carl: What's wrong with you Harry, you love the white rocks?!

Harry: Not anymore Carl I'm on a sober bender.

Sam: I went sober-bender once. I quite enjoyed it. Then I did loads of coke and died.
by Rehabilitated Bloke May 8, 2014
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Bout to be bendered

To getting ready for, getting to it or almost to be drunk.

In relation to Bender Bending Rodríguez a fictional robot in Futurama.
"hey imma have to go imma bout to be bendered.
by FUortiz August 25, 2009
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Chicken tender bender

When you pull a quickie in the KFC bathroom pulling on that weave with them greasy fingers.
"I heard you just got a chicken tender bender?!"
"Yeah I just got mines with what's its name"
by Eric shun March 22, 2013
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bender

A phrase for one who is incompetent or inexperienced at hockey. The word is believed to originate from American high school hockey, and has spread into mainstream culture to describe anyone who is unskilled at an activity. The Canadian phrase hoser also has a similar meaning in youth sports.
Atonym: dangle
Wayne Gretzky makes Sydney Crosby look like a bender.
by hankg January 5, 2008
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bender

one who bends ankles during the 2 laps
pitts is such a bender
by I GOT WORMS™ January 16, 2008
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bender

a term describing a compassionate, loving, yet silly person who keeps hearts under lock and key, forever under their watch
Ryan: I'm never letting you go, love.
Elaine: You're such a bender!
by greekprincess95 January 16, 2013
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Bander

A term to describe the upper genitalia region of a person.
Oh wow, that is a protruding bander!
by Wobblypop August 15, 2019
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