Black Belgium Waffle Kid

Used to describe a black kid made out of Belgium waffles. In Belgium, waffles are used to fix broken things. Me in Belgium…

I feel like Black Belgium Waffle Kid, I can’t take it anymore.

Black Belgium Waffle Kid by Kevin Emmett Paul March 5, 2026

Double Flying Belgian bun

An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.

Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the Carol service.

Double Flying Belgian bun by Dismal Scientist December 15, 2023

Double Flying Belgian bun

An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.

Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the carol service.

Double Flying Belgian bun by Dismal Scientist December 16, 2023

The Complete Belgian Breakfast 

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!

"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."

The Complete Belgian Breakfast by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024

Leopold II of Belgium statue 

A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.

Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*

Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.

Leopold II of Belgium statue by Sproogli March 23, 2024