fender bender

when his dick doesn't quite fit in your ass.

"Me and bruno tried to hook up, but it was a fender bender."

by ninirosa May 4, 2018

Bender

Someone who’s ankles bend when they play hockey, or they basically just suck at it.

Man you’re such a bender!!!

by Slimjimballs69 December 12, 2018

Bender

Bender means that you are feeling super great and just can’t explain how good you feel. It’s a fun word y
To use instead of bettter.

I am feeling bender.
Do you feel better

by Isabella lynn martinez January 31, 2021

Bender

British slang for a homosexual or gay person

Or a group of people consuming large quantities of beer.

"That new kid, Mark is a proper bender".

"Let's go on a bender everyone".

by Anonymous Dingle April 13, 2023

Bender

Someone that may seem so attracting to the same gender that they turn gay for them.

John: Hey did you hear that Robert got bent?
Bob: oh damn was it that Bender William again?
John: Yep.

by the big random yeeter November 11, 2018

Bender

Charlie’s favourite word, if the word bender is said the bender Charlie ascends.

Person 1: yo who’s that bender.
Person 2: oh that’s Charlie.

by Cleveland jr April 3, 2024

AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019