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Genuine Question

When you’re trying to get dealt into a blackjack game but the dealer keeps ignoring you.
I’m asking a genuine question, deal me in.
by GenuineAJ March 19, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
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Terrence Question

A term used to describe a question that is asked at an inappropriate place or time, often perceived as foolish, irrelevant, or unnecessary. It tends to disrupt the flow of conversation and may cause discomfort or frustration among those present.
Example: "Asking about someone's weekend plans during a serious business meeting is a classic Terrence question."
by bakerloo February 22, 2025
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RhtoreACHEal Question

"WHO TRAINED YOU?!?!?!?!?!?" Would be a RhtoreACHEal Question

"Do you ever think before you speak?" (Implying they don’t.)
"Wow, are you always this clueless?" (Suggesting they lack intelligence.)
"Do you even know what you're talking about?" (Questioning their credibility.)
"Was that really your best effort?" (Implying their effort was poor.)
"Are you serious right now?" (Suggesting disbelief at their actions.)

"OKAY??????????????????????????????????" Could even be a RhtoreACHEal Question, as it expresses so much anger and frustration
by EricLDS February 22, 2025
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dirty austion

The act of taking a fat shit inside of a urinal then using the shit to finger paint a mural of the mona lisa on a nearby wall. Shortly followed by a piss on the wall and a taste test of both pieces of art.
i got pretty bored at my sons parent-teacher conference so i snuck off to perform the nastiest “dirty austion”
by shetwerkonmyzerthtilismirk April 15, 2025
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dirty austion

The act of taking a fat shit inside of a urinal then using the shit to finger paint a mural of the mona lisa on a nearby wall. Shortly followed by a piss on the wall and a taste test of both pieces of art.
i got pretty bored at my sons parent-teacher conference so i snuck off to perform the nastiest “dirty austion”
by shetwerkonmyzerthtilismirk April 15, 2025
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vertiginous question

The name Benj Hellie gave to this question: "Why am I me and not someone else?". It's called "vertiginous" because it makes people's heads spin, especially the heads of P-zombies. Also called the "even harder problem of consciousness", since it's even harder to solve than David Chalmers' hard problem of consciousness. Materialism can't seem to answer it. Its unanswerability and the fact that the self exists at all may possibly imply that solipsism is true, that animals aren't sentient, and that this is all a simulation where everyone else is an NPC. It may also imply that I'm immortal and that my consciousness will last forever, living as everyone.
How a nonsentient P-zombie NPC reacts after hearing about it: "The vertiginous question is meaningless. If I were someone else, I wouldn't be me."
by dead666420 November 19, 2025
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