Eva is a goofy geezer with amazing banter she tries her hardest at anything and everything!!!!!!!!! she has multiple stds buut still makes her way through life shining and sparkling like a boss.
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Get the Eva mug.Literally the best person in the world, she’s a fatty and has some issues but it’s ok tho cause she’s the best u could have. U don’t wanna lose this one :3 So pretty also even tho she keeps saying she’s not
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evas minion 1:omg I hate Eva so much she is such a bitch. evaminion2:same shes so annoying.btw were still going to buy gift s for her parting right?
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She is smart, kind and so goddamn funny. She will get inside your head and thoughts, like a witch of legend. For good or bad reasons she will change your life. A chaotic force, so gorgeous in it's effort, makes me smile at the thought
She beauty is both graviting, timeless, and electrifying. She has a presence that is both alluring and calming. Her voice alone is sweet and breezy. Her laugh is enough to make a blind man blush. Her friends respect, love and envy her all at once. Men would destroy their lives just for a chance to have dinner with her for one night.
She will be happy and, regardless of others personal desire. As it should be. Just thinking of her joy alone is enough for anyone to die happy. I am grateful for the chance of knowing her.
If others do better do! She's the best their is or ever will be, period. Their is no debate.
She is smart, kind and so goddamn funny. She will get inside your head and thoughts, like a witch of legend. For good or bad reasons she will change your life. A chaotic force, so gorgeous in it's effort, makes me smile at the thought
She beauty is both graviting, timeless, and electrifying. She has a presence that is both alluring and calming. Her voice alone is sweet and breezy. Her laugh is enough to make a blind man blush. Her friends respect, love and envy her all at once. Men would destroy their lives just for a chance to have dinner with her for one night.
She will be happy and, regardless of others personal desire. As it should be. Just thinking of her joy alone is enough for anyone to die happy. I am grateful for the chance of knowing her.
If others do better do! She's the best their is or ever will be, period. Their is no debate.
by Hungarian Gypsy April 18, 2025
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