Eva

An species that likes to stalk or follow people

Omg Alex stop being an Eva!
Did you see that Eva looking through your window? Scary I know, I heard she is always behind you. You can even hear her breather under your pillow!

by TheButterflyGirl October 27, 2019

Eva

Eva Day is when all people named Eva become friends with Jamaican body builders and go to the gym together.

“Yo when’s Eva day?”
“The day when they hit the gym?”
“Ye”
“Oh it’s tomorrow”

by Director of Idiots October 31, 2019

Pulling An Eva Smith

When someone bleaches something or themselves (their insides)

Referencing the character Eva Smith in An Inspector Calls

My mate just decided to start pulling an Eva Smith

by Mildly Pissed Off Ostrich July 3, 2025

EVA

Eva is a goofy geezer with amazing banter she tries her hardest at anything and everything!!!!!!!!! she has multiple stds buut still makes her way through life shining and sparkling like a boss.

"i got aids from this girl the other night"
"OH she must be an Eva"

by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025

Eva Caudillo

whoever knows her is soooo lucky guys...NEVER TAKE EVA FOR GRANTED I SWEAR TO GODDDD

Hey brooo, how are you?
Eva caudillo: gurt

by kisse August 12, 2025

Eva

My best friend and wife.

Eva here is my wishlist:
A hug
A ring
Cookies (oreo)
Squismallow

Me: I love you!
Eva: <3

by I_luv_to_paint :3 February 23, 2025

Eva

Literally the best person in the world, she’s a fatty and has some issues but it’s ok tho cause she’s the best u could have. U don’t wanna lose this one :3 So pretty also even tho she keeps saying she’s not

Eva no im not gonna motorboat you💔🥀💔🥀🥀

by Shylily March 20, 2025