alyssa bear

Your badass cousin that is cute but can fuck shit up at the same time

- johnnie h

Talk shit to alyssa bear get hit

by Johnnie h June 11, 2014

Alyssa Arias

Alyssa Arias we have you on sometime of drug and won't be able to explain all the ways she'll gets you high, she'll leave you fienin bad, she'll have changing your schedule, you can spend all your money and you would care because she's special,

Alyssa Arias gets me so high, like I'm on some kind of drug.

by Somekindofdrug April 13, 2016

ben and alyssa

True love

Wow I wish I could have a ben and Alyssa

by Qniol August 29, 2017

alyssa sloan

a person who sits and eats two whole bags of chips and two granola bars

alyssa sloan ate all our food

by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018

alyssa and hope

One of the cutest couples i know. They make eachother laugh. Hope cares about Alyssa with all her heart. Nobody will ever change hopes mind Alyssa is the one. Alyssa is truly in love with the way hope acts and Alyssa just loves her so much. They do fight about dumb things and cry alot that's because they love eachother more than words can describe.

Alyssa and Hope are very cute!

by Easygzay101 May 15, 2018

Montgomery Alyssa

Dumb hoe that thinks she is gangster. Somehow made it to college, but spells worse than a 2 year old. Lives off weed and putting people down. Is toxic to everyone. Has a fivehead and looks like a man.

Dude 1: Who is that?
Dude 2: That is Montgomery Alyssa. She is trash and has the big dumb.
Dude 1: Eww. Better stay away from her

by Greenghost28 March 19, 2019

alyssa 2.0

Extremely beautiful with a perfect smile.

‘You’re hot when you drink coffee; you’re such an Alyssa 2.0’

by That dude. December 26, 2017